Background
25 years ago, some stupid asshat working at a secret laboratory underneath the baltic sea laid his coffee mug on a button clearly labeled "no not place coffee mugs on this button". Nobody knows why the button was not protected. The resulting explosion is one of the largest scale biological disasters the mankind has ever seen, and to this day, the countries surrounding the sea are reeling from the effects. In otder to cover up this event, the surrounding nations invented the concept of "M/S Estonia" and all the surrounding conspiracy theories to permanently distract the dumbest people on internet forums to argue about that one instead.
I am one of the strange lifeforms created as a result of the nuclear and biological waste products in the sea, and I crawled on land on the shores of Finland. Many years of all new kinds of pain and endurance have followed. I have decided to impose a symbolic representation of the horrors I have lived to the rest of humankind in the form of video games and shoddily written websites, whether you want it or not.
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Name: Catonator
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